when will my life’s bass drop

hyperionwitch:

twilightsnumberoneassistant:

((*masses button till it breaks*))

dude LITERALLY WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT PRESS THIS

ninthdoctorsbutt:

songofages:

read-travel-coffee:

Sometimes I just miss these four so, so much. 

Mickey where are you looking?

he’s looking at me

So there I was, on amazon.com…

softfeathersintheimpala:

Trying to buy one of these bad boys

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And I’m wondering if this particular product is any good, so I look at the reviews. This was the most helpful good review…

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And this was the most helpful bad review…

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I fudging love this fandom.

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

danslesroses:

yannmmm:

My pandaaaa will visit me in Lund this weekend!! ٩꒰ ˘ ³˘꒱۶ We will go to Tivoli on Saturday!! Yayyy

woo! see you soon babe!

jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame

thefrailtyofavulcan:

lordscrubbington:

snakelet:

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

an-inevitable-truth:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

my parents do this already…

they owe me $392352355 dollars cash by tomorrow morning for copyright infringement bring your lawyer