Someone should take me on a date

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

kakkoiisenpai:

regarding terezis intervention 

officialjeffgoldblum:

sgt-skippy:

officialjeffgoldblum:

I still laugh about the amount of people this post has angered

So you hate America?

oh honey

joshpeckofficiall:

me introducing myself to new people

joshpeckofficiall:

me introducing myself to new people

scornedsam:

do you ever see a headcanon so incorrect you have to sit down for a little bit

sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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pasta5284:

send me a ☀ if you see me as predominantly feminine, a ★ if you see me as predominantly androgynous, or a ☁ if you see me as predominantly masculine

destroymen:

straight men comic

destroymen:

straight men comic

saitin:

me when i cum 

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