HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
we need to talk buddy„„„„„,ur way too cute„„„„„,tone it down a bit„„„„„,im tryna sleep but ur cute ness is keeping me awake
People see bi/pansexuals as a sexual Schrödinger’s Cat. Until you date some one, you’re neither straight nor gay and you simply exist as a weird in-between state that only exists as an idea and not a “real” sexuality. Date the same gender? GAY NOW. Date the opposite? STRAIGHT NOW. NO OTHER OPTIONS. STRAIGHT OR GAY, SAME AS ALIVE OR DEAD. YOUR SEXUALITY IS DEFINED BY CURRENT SEXUAL PARTNER. THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE, LA LA LA.
If you’re ever feeling down, just watch this video. Trust me
im HavIN G A HEA R T ATT A CK
why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem