laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

send me 4 names for kiss marry cuddle destroy

gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*

thegabbers:

nowaywhorehey:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

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god is real

nosynonymforsynonym:

Easiest skirt in history! You need 42”x42” fabric and enough 1” or 2” elastic  to go around your waist.

1. CUT

Fold the fabric in 4 and cut a nice curve. To cut the inside curve, use this chart.

2. HEM

Roll the end of the fabric over your finger and stitch.

3. WAIST

Cut the elastic to the width of your waist. Stitch ends together to create a loop. use pins to help line it up with your fabric

4. ASSEMBLE

Stitch the elastic to the fabric and… you’re already done!

musetensil:

muurasquee:

hannapirita:

Silly comics about silly ghost by Hanna-Pirita Lehkonen.

cute……….

eee adorable

florabon:

Tony + Beddazler = No good

Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

frecklesrex:

thegalifreyanwinchestet:

angelhoney-bee:

crowley-for-king:

obsessivecompulsiveteadrinker:

*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*

They might still be alive

*Fictional character shot in the head*

I’m sure they could survive that

*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*

They’ll be ok

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Death is irrelevant when you watch Supernatural

You see your main character in hell.
"They’ll be fine. Just wait. "

"Dude their in hell."

"SHHHH. WAIT."

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gmathis67:

popculturesavvyangel:

charlesoberonn:

teamstarpluskid:

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

If this is true I did not know this.

OPEN RP

communistbakery:

whitedad:

clannyphantom:

im in my mum’s car! broom broom

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get out me car!

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colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”